also she said to write at least a page and a half double spaced and i wrote three pages fuck yeah i love being on top of my shit this week is just gonna get progressively better i can feel it
Just finished an assignment that isn’t due for two weeks fuck yeah
I felt you.
You were a pea, then a lemon, then an eggplant.
I followed advice. I read a gazillion books. I started a journal for you.
Could you tell I was scared?
I talked to you and I sang to you.
I wasn’t ready, but then you were here.
All ten toes and healthy.
Big eyes. Dark hair. Long feet. Beautiful.
And that day I realized what it feels like to be in love.
I hadn’t known until I held you.
And so I held you.
I shared you with my mom and sister.
I realized that I would spend my life doing things to make you happy because that is what would make me happy.
There were times I wanted to give up.
But you’ve restored my sanity.
You’ve made me want to run to my own mother
to tell her I get it…
And then you smile and say, “Mahm…” in the way that you do.
I will open my heart and love will rain down all over you.
You will laugh and I will do it all over again.
I made you
you made me.
I Felt You
My mother wrote this for me today.
We’ve had such a long journey together. She got pregnant with me when she wasn’t married and put me up for adoption. She decided to keep me hours before she went into labor. It’s been hard, but she raised me and loved me so well along the way. It’s my birthday, but I feel like I should be celebrating her.
sam and jess in the pilot
in 6 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
As long as we don’t repeat the Hitler gaining control and shit part cuz I heard that was pretty lame.
but the titantic sank in 1912 and the costa concordia sank in 2012 and history is totally repeating itself
World War 1 began in july 1914…
YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR
YOU TWISTED BASTARD
Ten years. You’ll regret that deal once those ten short years have gone by.
nope nope nope nope
Why do guys spit all the time like I’m sorry sir are you a camel? No? I didn’t think so please stop
THEY ARE LIKE LITTLE SAUSAGES MADE OF PUPPY.
Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
I appreciate soap so much because look at it
so much time and careful handiwork must go into making these
some are pretty beautiful
or wicked adorable
you can give it to a loved one
or just sit there and drool at it
but you dudes had better appreciate the heck out of your soap
The Soap Fandom doesn’t fuck around.